i dislike american chocolate

i like going overseas and buying wacky chocolate and lollies or even someone else bringing it back for me. my bf came back with a bag of chocolate from america and gave me some bars. i hated them all. im glad of this coz i know that when i go to america i wont get fat on chocolate.

The 3 musketeers was the best of the bars, it was kinda like a big milkyway but a little more sugary and sickening.

The little gold wrappers contained the chocolates that i got with my johnny cupcakes tshirt (present from bf), they were weird but nice, chocolate shell with an inside of some crispy mint and in an asortment of colours (but the flavors didnt differ).

U-NO is apparently 'super creamy chocolate', it kind reminded me of when your grandma gives you ultra cheap 'praline' chocolates that sort of taste like soap. you know...the ones from priceline that are 'from belgium'.

I also had a hersheys almond bar or something but i dont have a photo. is hersheys really supposed to be americas best chocolate? coz it tastes like munt. seriously. it was awful, i asked my brother to taste it and his reaction was 'hmmm strange after taste...sorta like vom'. not sort of, exactly.

Reeses fastbreak and king size peanut butter cups: whats the obsession with peanut butter flavored chocolate in the states? the fastbreak was bearable but after eating one of the kingsize peanutbutter cups i thought i was having a heart attack, im not joking. i hate to drink like 4 glasses of water to counterreact the utter shite id just consumed. american chocolates seem to have this real grainy texture, sort of like sugary bread crumbs dipped in melted butter. no wonder they are the fattest nation.

i know im not a real chocolate lover but i dont think even my chocolate obsessed mother would have liked this selection. i was pumped at thinking they might have awesome chips, coz chips are my thing...salt and vinegar, herb and spice, twisties.....love them all...but i asked a friend who is currently living in NYC and she said the chips suck too, even hot chips. yay for not liking any bad american food??