would you be my american boy?: an open letter to kanye west

Dear Mr. West,
I just went out and bought a copy of your latest album 808's & Heartbreak (not that you need the money) and i must say, although i hated love lockdown at first i've now grown to like it and i also love the album. I never thought i'd say it but it will be in my top 5 for the year (number one will probably be Santogold, im sure you will understand).
I've always been a fan, even though i may have dissed you in the past (*cough*imayhavesaidyousoldoutwith'graduation*cough*) i didnt really mean it (and graduation has now been on high rotation for me). but i dont act like i hate you or go out of my way to bag you like many of my friends now do.
Im actually very impressed with the new album, i listened to it on the way home in the car and it almost made me cry (not coz its so good or anything, dont go getting your hopes up), but because of the honesty in the lyrics and the fact i could relate to them. To be honest i was not at all impressed with your performance of love lockdown at the mtv emas and im sure you realise that not many people were, but you redeemed yourself with estelle (american boy is my fav song of the year).
The only song on the album that i skip is the first track, say you will, which is pretty good considering that i skip all the skits on your other albums (i dont get them, they aren't funny to a white aussie girl).

I saw you back in feb of this year at the good vibrations festival, you were amazing, costume changes and all, you made what was a crappy and unimpressive raining day worthwhile (even if your record company took down the video i put up on youtube).

So i think we should get married. your good tunes and impeccable dress sense will override your wankiness. and im sure you will be away a lot of the time anyway so i wont have to deal with it. when you are around we can go shopping together and you can buy me all the things to make me happy. i know i dont have any D's and im merley some boring australian girl and not some gorgeous exotic legs-up-to-neck woman that you would normally go for but i will be able to tell it like it is and im sure we will hate all the same people. and we both like clothes. fab, no?

oh and i can cook.

so what do you think?

i'll see you on dec 5th at rod laver arena. i have gold floor tickets (doesnt matter that i will be there with my boyfriend). let me know?


jessica
xxxx

what i want for christmas....

freaks and geeks on dvd, marc jacobs dress, american apparel tshirt, mimco green bag, harajuku lovers perfume, jeffery campbell frill heels, suede oxfords, kenneth jay lane elephant bracelet,


theres probably a lot more...but i'd be happy with that.